Tuesday 14 March 2017

Buster: Waiting for Rescue

Here I lie.  The two hundred and thirty-fourth day of winter in the year of our Lord two thousand and seventeen.  The wind screams and the horizon disappears as icy shards of glass cause my squinting eyes to shut tightly against the assault.   Chin pulled deep into chest, I hang my head and hunch against the bitter assault of endless winter.

The long-awaited thaw, rivulets of melted snow, dripping tree branches, twittering birds, and newly minted young of all types have failed to appear this year.  I remain locked in winter’s vice-like embrace.  Hope falters and dies.

But wait! What is this?  The smell of barometric pressure rising? The melting of snow beneath frost-bitten paws?  The chirping of twitterpated chickadees and honking of homecoming geese? The stink of chlorine in my water bowl courtesy of spring run-off water treatment? Have my handlers forgotten the life-saving necessity to layer up in their Michelin Man disguises?  Where are the little Sumo-wrestlers rolled up in snow pants, scarves, and mittens? Have the cats lost their minds, chewing the insulation between door and frame in order to escape the warm confines of home?

Is this a mirage? A delusion brought on by isolation and mind-numbing boredom?  If one were to interpret the data as presented and jump to a conclusion of coming spring, would it all disappear in the wink of an eye, breaking my heart as the north wind continues its creaking and groaning?

I dare not risk it.  Here I lie.  Waiting.